“You are so kind, funny and beautiful.”

“Oh come on. You just want to get me to bed.”

“And smart, too!”

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So, now it's come down to catty comments, then?...






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I bet you anything that I can stop gambling right now.

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

I had two tickets for a Celine Dion show in my jacket which I left unattended for 2 minutes. When I returned some bastard had put four more tickets in the pocket. How the hell can I get rid of them?!

Smokes have gone up to over $40 a packet down here. I'd give up but I don't like the alternative....Extreme old age and dementia in a nursing home. :o

Life is short, smile whilst you still have teeth.

A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body.... and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.

You can stop driving me crazy, I can walk from here.

Jim has made many comments and Parliment has not listen to any of them, watch out parliament November 5th is on the way. :03:

Sorry I didn't pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.

That moment when there's a spider on you, and you suddenly turn into a black belt karate master.

Cavities are like parking tickets, they show up by surprise and take all your pocket money.

There's something missing in my life, I just don't know if it's a puppy, a person, or a slice of pizza.