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I'm going to stand outside, so if anybody asks for me, I'm outstanding.
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Too bad you're not a farmer...
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The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!
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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.
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I think more clearly when I'm on the toilet.
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Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s 7 years in a row now.
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If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece.
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Chocolate is great, it gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate.
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Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the phone? Did some else call to pay my bills, and if they did, why don't you let them?
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So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we’re having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!
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