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I'm a Nillionaire. I have little to no money!
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Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it.
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Square box, round pizza, triangle slices, now that's confusing.
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Never judge a book by it's movie.
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One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.
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Experts are bad because they know more than you. Scientists are bad because they know more than you. Politicians are bad because they know nothing and YOU vote for them.
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Who's the bigger fool? The fool, or the one that follows him?
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Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
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“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”
“Oh is she an alcoholic?” “No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.” |
I hate mosquitoes. I mean, I know I am delicious, but I don't give out free samples.
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That's not the impression one gets from from what is reported of the writing on the wall of the ladies loo... :D <O> |
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Bought a talking parrot today and taught him to say "Help, I've been turned into a parrot."
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