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Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
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I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.
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If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
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Of course I talk to myself... sometimes I need expert advice.
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I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
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Some days I wish I had the wisdom of a 90 year old, the body of a 20 year old, and the energy of a 3 year old.
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I really should do something with my life... maybe tomorrow.
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I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.
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When I sit in drafts I close my mouth.
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To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.
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Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
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I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
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That awkward moment when you notice the guy in front of you in the "10 items maximum" express cashier line has 11 things in his trolley...
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Please cancel my subscription to your issues.
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