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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2270160)

What will this International Brown-Nosing involve?

Well I had a conciliatory steaming bowl of your 'brownest' bilge brew stew in mind...assuming we can get 'fearless leader' to vacate the head temporarily to collect the fixin's. We only serve up fresh ingredients for 'dear revered Fatboy'!:D

I have been kissing Wolferz's ass for years now as leader and have come accustomed to the taste, odor and texture. I will not bow before a turd with a hairpiece. Let it be known that the bilge has values and limits.

Aktung, if he's on board, we hold you responsible until we can dump him off at the nearest circus.

Also, our cat Titi is missing, has anyone seen her?

Kimchi Jong Uh,
is currently attached to the prop guards as shark bait.

I have a hankering for some shark fin soup.:yeah:

Move over Seth Rogen! a new plot thickens

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Originally Posted by Tango589 (Post 2270160)

What will this International Brown-Nosing involve?

A sound drubbing

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2270180)

He deserves NOTHING from us. Ever!

:yeah:

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2270235)

Aktung, if he's on board, we hold you responsible until we can dump him off at the nearest circus.

Duly noted! AS COB, The crew will be assigned Dennis Rodman masks to set the Revered Fatboy at ease. Armistead: please refrain from ancestor worship during this delicate phase of the conspiracy.:D https://img1.etsystatic.com/051/0/10...26125_m851.jpg
Swamprat is the key man here!:haha: He's big enough to pull it off-wear the dress- and the tire iron tipped thumpers we ol' truckers use will be duck-taped to his thighs for swift distribution.http://www.truck-drivers-money-savin...s-21558866.jpg He's already been a tarbaby of sorts and I've talked Firefgtr out of of his nuptual fetish on this one! He'll stick to his pink turnout gear:O:. http://cdn.sportsmemorabilia.com/spo...-t5236043-.jpgThis shot proves the meal plan will work: a little Bilge borscht, some feigned comeraderiehttp://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slides...69083_free.jpg and phhhhhttt his hackin' days are Kaput! -the Revered Michelin Man is tire thumped into sharkfin soup bait...and we keep his used sub! Let's not blow it and let him feed us to his dogs (his own uncle?!!) on this!:o NOTE: Tango gets an all-wood thumper-He's our churchman and may not draw blood as with Bishop Odo at Hastings-I'm not insensitive here; and we all need the closequarters REPEL BOARDER drill anyhow!http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...x_tapestry.png

I've come to view the tapestries.:o

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Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2270430)

I've come to view the tapestries.:o

Well then I've picked out the right one-Odo, the bishop, was William(the Bastard's) half brother a 'fearless leader' in his own right-as depicted- and probably the richest man ever to live in England based on his holdings and 'loot' from the conquest...he greed was still such that William (now 'the Conqueror') had to incarcerate him for a spell (5 years). What ya gotta do to lose a bad nickname I tell ya.:timeout: Odo would have made a fine bilge rat IMHO: "Little good is recorded of Odo, and it was recorded that his vast wealth was gained by extortion and robbery. His ambitions were boundless and his morals lax...:O:He probably bribed the stitcher ladies to look that good in the tapestry:hmmm:

The Battle of Hastings

Have you not had time to read my study of one of the lesser-known personalities involved in this historical event, in Stealhead's "Story/prose Game" ??

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2270445)

I still can't decide if you're a genius or mad....both. Your vocabulary exceeds my brain cells....

Shut up Wolfer....

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Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2270488)

I still can't decide if you're a genius or mad....both. Your vocabulary exceeds my brain cell....

Shut up Wolfer....

I fixed it for you.:har:

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2270386)

He's already been a tarbaby of sorts and I've talked Firefgtr out of of his nuptual fetish on this one! He'll stick to his pink turnout gear:O:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/athena...n/photostream/

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Originally Posted by fireftr18 (Post 2270508)

https://www.flickr.com/photos/athenasarmoury/5169922701/in/photostream/

SPLICE THE MAINBRACE:woot:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...QuickBunny.jpgjust to keep it 'in the pink' so to speak!:up:

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I still can't decide if you're a genius or mad....both. Your vocabulary exceeds my brain cells....

Shut up Wolfer....

You said it, not me.:rock:

My get up and go got up and went, so I will spare you.
This time.:D

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Originally Posted by Aktungbby (Post 2270613)

SPLICE THE MAINBRACE:woot:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...QuickBunny.jpgjust to keep it 'in the pink' so to speak!:up:

Where are we gonna get the milk, is Wolferz lactating again?

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Where are we gonna get the milk, is Wolferz lactating again?

Are you blind?
The cow is tied up on the pier and it's your turn to do the milking.

Aktung will put anything bearing the GOOD HOUSEKEEPING seal in his milk.:O: Usually Vodka.

Making Pink Russians are we?