Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.

Oscar Wilde

I'm a direct person, in an indirect sort of way.

Me

although Im sure they're other versions of it

Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'

Rodney Dangerfield

Our task must be to free ourselves... by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty.


Probably something else that Albert Einstein never actually said

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

I divide my officers into four groups. There are clever, diligent, stupid, and lazy officers. Usually two characteristics are combined. Some are clever and diligent -- their place is the General Staff. The next lot are stupid and lazy -- they make up 90 percent of every army and are suited to routine duties. Anyone who is both clever and lazy is qualified for the highest leadership duties, because he possesses the intellectual clarity and the composure necessary for difficult decisions. One must beware of anyone who is stupid and diligent -- he must not be entrusted with any responsibility because he will always cause only mischief. - Attributed to General Kurt von Hammerstein-Equord

Of a young subaltern by his CO: "His men will follow him anywhere... mainly out of curiosity"

John Lennon:
 

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"

"A B-25 is not designed for digging tunnels..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2mIJllg5sg&feature=player_detailpage#t=43 4

Werner Franz:
 

"What happens if I press this red one?"

Spectemur Agendo

Groucho Marx:
 

"I've spent my life chasing women; now I only chase them downhill"

Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up.

James A. Baldwin