Granted, it is now all consuming so you eat yourself.

I wish for a side plate of fries with that.

Granted but its brought to you by the Spanish Inquisition :o

(weren't expecting that were you pagan? )

I wish to get you with the same gag ten days hence.

Granted, you gag on the joke ten days hence and slowly die gasping for air as you do.

I wish pathing things up was as easy as breaking them.

granted but now people are remorseless completely about breaking your
stuff and break everything you have as soon as its reassembled.

wish wishes were fishes.

Most are called "Jaws".....or you could even be a piranna if you were so inclined...

I wish SH5 were just around the corner...

Granted, it is just around the corner for everyone, dooming you to walk around every corner in the universe to find it

I wish I could understand why some meatbags choose peace and friendship over a high-powered blaster carbine

Granted, it's simply because they don't have any water pistols.

I wish I was driving Pontings taxi.

Granted, you take him to the airport and he leaves your cab without leaving a tip.

I wish Australia had batted better in the first innings.

Granted, but it was they're eyelids they batted.

I wish for an everlasting definitive entity.

Granted, it is the rat living in the hole in your room

I wish infinity could be divided by 6.154*π to produce a mathematical constant

It an be can't it?
Infinity divided by any finite number equals infinity. Infinity is a constant.

Oh...errr...I need to crush it...

Granted!
You discover that infinity divided by 6.154*π produces a mathematical
constant. However, you then spend your entire life using standard division
to find an empirical proof for it, not realizing that you calculations will never end.


I wish for a mild winter.

Granted, but your pint of mild winter tastes like gnats p!ss.

I wish the reasoning was on a sound basis.

Granted, but it has no supporting arguments

I wish my last attempt at making a confusing wish would have succeeded

(Infinity is a mathematical constant?)

Granted, you are now confused.

I wish confusion to my enemies and contentment to my friends.

Granted, but I don't get it :doh: Feelin' mighty fine though :DL
I wish I wouldn't have to get up for work so early.