Granted, but everything else becomes pointless in your life, and you go into a deep depression.

I wish that the Internet was like a video game.

Granted, all your internet interactions are exactly like playing Pong.

I wish I could see in the infrared and ultraviolet spectrums

Granted, but the waves are so powerful on your eyes that you go blind.

I wish that I could actually carry a tune when I sing.:shifty:

Granted, but you will lose your voice and will have to try to communicate in whissle, but noone else will be able to understand you.

I wish, this damn new floor in my shop will be put down quiker

HunterICX

Granted, but it's a sloppy job and you trip over a board that hasn't been fastened down properly and break your leg.

I wish everyone on the TS server had a mic.

Granted, but they talk so loud your speakers burst and you can no longer hear anyone.

I wish I hadn't gone to that party I just came home from.

Granted! but now that I brought the thread back to life, you remember everthing that happened at the party. oh, and the pictures are all over the internet.


I wish this thread could go on forever, as it is almost as much fun as the cat thread.:yep:

Granted, but it will be eventually closed, just like the cat thread was.

I wish I was telling the truth.

Granted! But then every time you say the truth, everyone you know and love will hate you!

I wish I was a evil genius!

Granted, But as an experienced evil genius, I take you down before you have the chance to threaten my operations

I wish people would stop trying to oppose my evil rule

Granted, but they eventually come to the conclusion that you're evil and were that we to begin with and oppress you anyway.

I wish that the world would explode.

Granted, but you're cleaning up the mess. Better wish for a really big trash can.

I wish sound propagated through space.

Granted, You now hear the death screams of all the other species in the universe that annihilated themselves in a nuclear apocalypse


I wish I had a juicy brain-sandwhich (NOT MY BRAIN!) right now

[/quote]Granted, You now hear the death screams of all the other species in the universe that annihilated themselves in a nuclear apocalypse


I wish I had a juicy brain-sandwhich (NOT MY BRAIN!) right now[/quote]

Granted, but you haven't got any mustard to go with it.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you can't land.

I wish I knew how girls think...