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Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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^WOULD THAT OUR SPOUSES THOUGHT US SO APT IN THE HORIZONTAL! :O: :hmmm: :k_confused:
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There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing.
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"Revenge" sounds so mean, that's why I prefer to call it "Returning the favour."
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Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
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Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
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On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
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Jim makes a lot of comments just like our MP's do but jim is not a politician. :hmmm:
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If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.
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I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.
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Lazy people fact #2347827309018287. You were too lazy to read that number.
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Hell, I barely had the energy to read the post...
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