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Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.
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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.
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THE FRUITS OF VICTORY
AFTER A DAY OF SAILING, I ENJOYED MY WIFE'S CROCKPOT CHICKEN MARENGO AND....EVER THE HISTORY JOCK, REFLECTED 'THERE IS NO 'CHICKEN WATERLOO'....:hmmm:
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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!
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Oh I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
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^ you do not expect me to buy ANYTHING from Apple after that spot?
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I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
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Counting fingers!! 'Hokey Pokey' is 10 letters!
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Under certain circumstances I can count to 21 :D
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Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
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Instead of calling it the John I'm going to start calling my bathroom the Jim. That way I can say I go to the Jim every morning.
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