Granted, it does and prevents you from using all the programs on your computer including Windows.

I wish every cat had a hessian bag and a brick to live in for about 5 minutes as they sank to the bottom of a large body of water.

Granted, but the RSPCA uncover your hideously fiendish plot to make all felines extinct. They prosecute and you find yourself suddenly becoming a real pome(prisoner of mother england).

I wish we could still send our convicts over to Australia, that way easing burdon off our prison service.

Granted, but then all the Australians come and live here!:eek:

J/K!:up: (before I get flamed to a grisly death)

I wish that the good people of Australia forgive me for what I just said.

Granted, The good people of Australia forgive you, but the vast majority of people in Australia still torches you and puts your body up for public display on the tallest tower of Sydney (On a pike hanging from a window from the tallest floor, so everyone can see your charred remains)

I wish I had a Machinegun with Infinite Ammo to fend off the approaching Australian hordes coming to kill me

Granted, but you as you squeeze the trigger on the first approaching Austrailian horde it jams and you are tortured by the Austrailians.

I wish I could go out with a girl I know..Chelsea! :hmm:

Granted but you find out she's an imposter.

I wish I could find more Quarter Horse studs within 1-3 hours so I could get a good QH :up:

Granted, but you find so many that you slowly die from a mysterious illness.

I wish for the complete destruction of every universe in existence. There are no realities at all. Everything is nothing, and nothing is everything. No 11 dimensions exist (according to Einstein), and it will remain that way. Nothing will every exist again as we know it, or as anyone else knows it.

Granted, but Dr Who appears in his Tardis and puts everything back to normal.

I wish IO knew why you post exceedingly long wishes.

Granted, but it was a choice between long wishes or hordes of yellow smiles.:oops: :rotfl: :dead: :roll:

I wish steed wouldn't wear his "silky knickers" while at subsim, as it is very disturbing.

Granted, Instead, he wears absolutely nothing

I wish I had a Dual 15"/42 BL Mark I Turret on my roof I could use to scare people away and shoot at random stuff (The 45 Degree HA Monitor/Shore Battery version please, not the 30 Degree HA Battleship version), With Infinite Ammo (again)

Granted, but after firing a few shots your roof collapses.

I wish I had my diploma already....:roll:

Granted, but it's found to be a forgery and innaceptable by any future prospective employer.

I wish there was a better way to make a living.

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Granted but, It's better to make a liveing than to make a dieing.

I wish for a hundred more wishs.

Granted, but I choose what you get.

I wish for Hillary as president

Granted, Hilary Duff is now President and you have to suffer her singing her speeches for the next 4 years.

I wish making wishes was something useful to do with my time.