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They call it "fell asleep" but it should be more like "entered a mental state of regeneration."
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Lies I tell myself: Just one more cookie. Just one more movie. Just one more minute.
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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
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"Cabinet minister David Lidington" anagrams to "Goddamnit! It isn't invincible, dear."
Coincidence? :06: |
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
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People say I act like I don't care. It's not an act.
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WHEN THEY BURY U IN AUSTRALIA PEOPLE REFRAIN FROM SAYING 'DOWN UNDER'; IT'S CONSIDERED REDUNDANT:O:
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I know my limits. I don't always obey them, but I know them.
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That moment the doorbell rings and you tip toe to the window pretending you're not home.
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I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbours.
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"Tiffany's" don't do breakfast.
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That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you're shopping for something else because they just won't budge.
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I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle.
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/\ that it all comes out well
in the end!:Kaleun_Sick::O: |
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
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