Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.

You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you.

I'm never wrong. Just different levels of right.

So a worker cost 75,000 Euro per year.
A robot doing a workers work costs 100,000 Euros.
This means the robot has amortised itself within the first two years.

Which company chief will then employ workers?
The base for trade unions will be gone.
A lot of people will be unemployed, training them for new branches is impossible.

A basic loan for all will be unevitable, employed or not.
Or there will be a revolution, but a real one this time.

Still think immigrants take your jobs?

Reported as spam.

Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can't beat surfing the net.

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you're getting a dictionary.

Reminded me of a news story a couple of decades back about a police chief who bought his entire force copies of dictionaries thesauruses because he said he was sick and tired of reading incident reports by his officers with descriptions like: "The victim's foot was decapitated..."...









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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities...

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'