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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?
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Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
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After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
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The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Sounds like it might be that GPS problem...
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
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I only take orders from me until I go on strike.:haha:
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Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
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I have perfect photographic memory. All shots by a 1st gen cell phone camera. I have no idea what it is I remember.
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
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