Granted, now you get shot down by 12 year-olds.;)

I wish I knew what all the abbreviations on this forums are standing for.:hmm:

Granted, SYSKTOTR

I wish I had my very own evil chair, desk, carpet, and flag on the wall for transmitting my demands to the UN

Granted, but your based in Iran so take care.

I wish I had a flying carpet.

Granted, but because you never hoover it it flys out the window and hits Kratos' plane as he sits on the runway waiting for Hunter and Dowly to take off.

I wish I had a way of being in more than one place at a time without getting confused as to where I was and what I was doing.

Granted, But you can't exactly do much after you step on a land mine and your body gets torn apart...

I wish I had my own island in the south pacific from which to plot my evil schemes

Granted, but it's inhabited by native cannibals...enjoy lunch.

I wish my keyboard would type my thoughts without the need for any physical effort.

Granted, But it writes nothing, as you realize you have no thoughts

I wish I had my very own doomsday device to threaten the world with

Granted, it was just a toy..it never worked..so the SWAT team just shot you to death!

I wish I had one of those $7,000 Nvidia Biohazard Nuclear Winter PC.
http://www.slizone.com/object/slizon...built_us2.html

Granted, But the words Nvidia and PC were lost in the transmission, so you actually got a real Biohazardous Nuclear Winter, And lost $7,000 while you were at it

I wish I didn't suck that much at Il-2 1946

Granted, you dont suck at it anymore instead you're a complete screw up in IL2

I wish, the oil prices would drop

HunterICX

Granted, Oil is one cent a hundred barrels. The price of Silent Hunter V, on the other hand, has risen by 50000%.

I wish I could read minds.

Granted, But you can't stop reading minds, you are eventually driven insane

I wish I could alchemically turn ordinary objects to Napalm

Granted, you alchemically turned everything into Napalm...so you don't exist anymore.

I wish that I got Windows XP instead of Windows Vista!

Granted, but it's a hoisty copy and the serial key doesn't work.

I wish the British Empire still existed.

Granted, but Germany came back with the Luftwaffe and raided them.

I wish StarForce would work on this damn computer!