TOON win at City :sunny:

TOON climb into top half of the league after beating Liverpool :rock:

Liverpool's 1-0 defeat to Newcastle today simply confirms how toothless their attack has been since Luis Suarez moved to Barcelona.

When the subject of his 24-year-old striker was presented to him on Thursday, Rodgers batted the question away, per David Maddock of the Mirror:

"Not Mario again! Next question, think of a better question."

Stevie Gerrard is set to be rested ahead of tonight's big game against Real Madrid. Liverpool sources say he is concentrating fully on not slipping up against Chelsea at Anfield on Saturday.

Didn't help them any.

David James, the former England goalkeeper, is to auction off thousands of items he has collected over the years.

I'm guess most of the items will be the balls he collected from the back of the net.

Nigel Farage would like to congratulate Manchester City on their desire and commitment of getting out of Europe,

I watched a documentary called 'Football: The Beautiful Game'.

It was presented by Peter Beardsley and Matt Le Tissier.

Language barrier, poor morale and no money - the challenges facing David Moyes at Real Sociedad.

It will just be like being back at Old Trafford then.

The English FA have said England may boycott the next world cup by not turning up.


Again...

Calling Wayne Rooney an England great, is the same as calling Jimmy Savile a great babysitter.

Did you hear about the Conservative MP who was found dead in a Leeds United strip?
The police had to dress him up in women's underwear in order to save his family from the embarrassment.

TOON climb to fifth in the Premiership after beating QPR :sunny:

Liverpool need to bring Bruce Grobbelaar back, at least he could predict their results