Simply they are sick to death of Xmas and want to get back to normal. :03:

People worry about the afterlife: 72 virgins , happy hunting grounds, eternal happiness etc...I sometimes wonder if this turn on the planet isn't the afterlife:hmmm: in which case what horrible deed did I do to end up here...:k_confused:

(St. Peter reaches behind him, pulls down massive book and reads aloud: ...)

"Aktungbby, ... Volume 1... :D





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If I remember correctly

Someone said Earth is Limbo a place between Hell and Heaven.

Markus

Don't disturb me, I am disturbed enough already.

After training hard for the last four weeks, i have lost exactly four weeks :yeah:

I don't need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.

Browned-off
 

https://i.imgur.com/kD6sgVE.jpg "Gawd!"

I found a tube in my paint drawer today I didn't even know I'd got: it's called Van Dyke Brown.... honest. But I was glad to find they don't get this from scaring the pants off Dick Van Dyke

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_Dyke_brown

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry.

Bugger it

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

The only English words I saw in Japan were Sony and Mitsubishi.

God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.