^ THE VERY DEFINITION OF 'DUMB LUCK'

Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

^ Does this mean, if the world ends today it will first end tomorrow in Australia ?

Markus

I have bad news 2018 is on its death bed.

Yes we're all gonna die a horrible death!! :oops: STEED knows these things!!:timeout:

Good news you will come back to life in 2019.

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.

The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, it's having the phone number of somebody who does!

A stupid person laughs three times at a joke; once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he actually gets the joke, and a third time when he realizes he was laughing without getting the joke at first.

Ha...Ha...Ha...














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Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

You and me could easily get jobs as interpreters:

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England today: ten days before November 5th (Guy Fawkes Night) people are letting off fireworks... then ten days after they are still letting off fireworks

A month before the England football team play in an important match, the St Georges flag goes up in a million bedroom windows and on three million car aerials... then three months after they lose the match most of those flags are still there

Why is it, then, that three days after December 25th I always hear people saying that they really must get their Christmas decorations down?

I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.