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An adult is a person who no longer grows in height, but instead grows in length and width.
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I'm looking into getting a new car... must have a roomy glovebox though
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Ultimate lazy moment: Watching the sunrise on TV because you're too lazy to get up and watch it for real.
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When a couple is arguing over who loves who more, the one that gives up is the real winner.
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At the zoo, all the animals have a decent composure, except for the monkeys. You get the feeling man is very close to them.
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House of Commons is a anagram for Moron Zoo. :doh: :03:
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A bikini is like a barbed wire fence. It protects the property without obstructing the view.
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
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/\ not necessarily;I usually walk behind my wife to admire the view and I'm quite mad you know!:arrgh!:
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Stupidity is far more fascinating than intelligence, after all intelligence has it's limits.
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Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
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If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
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