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I look at the moon and it looks really beautiful!.. Then I look at you... and.. I think I'll look at the moon again?!
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My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
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You can tell on this site that politics is becoming a more regular topic. We had all next to each other, German politics, UK politics, US politics, and The Joke Thread.
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It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
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Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
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You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.
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I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they're like 'Hey, what are you doing here?' I tell them 'You know.. hunting elephants.'
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A good speech should be like a woman's skirt: long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create interest.
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^BREVITY IS ELEQUENCE:O: ...AND IN THE END WE ARE ALL ELEQUENT.:dead:
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This can't lose...
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:hmmm: No...hEllo my frEnd. :hmmm: Can't be a scam...:hmmm: I wonder...:hmmm: Nah sounds like a pyramid scam. :yep: :03: |
Earwigs would've been a better idea... easier to catch
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Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
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