|
As many as Procul wants (good song, btw).
Exactly what color is a "horse of a different color"? |
Sky blue pink.
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? |
Sheer spite.
Why is it called a "remote" control if you have to operate it manually? |
I don't have the remotest idea.
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? |
No, I would chill out.
Can you draw heat without paper? |
Only if you've some lead in your pencil.
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? |
Political interference.
How high is the moon? |
That depends on how high it gets.
How high is "High Noon"? |
Third shelf up at my local block busters back in 2005.
Should the Daily Mail come with a health warning? :hmmm: |
Only for those without a sense of humour.
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too? |
Yes.
If a Pool Shark is good at billiards, what's a Nurse Shark good at? |
Bed baths.
Does killing time damage eternity? |
Only temporally.
Do you contemporaries have your respect? |
It differs in that respect.
Do your peers have your self-respect? |
Who cares..lol
Is my neighbor's dog a lesbian? Likes other female dogs and attacks male dogs. |
Maybe she's a Transcanine.
Can you eat a cold hotdog? |
You can but you'll regret it.
Does a dog ever say "Dog, I'm man tired!"? |
No..it says, Im cat tired
What is the most contaminated place on earth? |
Chelyabinsk, Russia could be.
Is global warming a myth? |
Not sure but it's certainly a hot topic for some.
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool? |
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