Granted, we live in the Enterprise Season 4 Temporal Cold War alternate timeline where the Nazis invade the US

I wish I had a monocle and a fake mustache

Granted, we all now live in a Star Trek alternate reality where RL is a TriD show about you ala Truman Show. And no you cannot escape by beaming up to join the rest of us. Give me all she has Scottie!:arrgh!:

I wish I was back in the old reality sans Star Trek. These trekkies are weirding me out now!

Granted, but then you would look like the monopoly guy, who is a symbol of corporatist oppression. I wish I had better response.

Granted, but your better response so angers the other members of the Forum that they abandon this thread and no dreams are ever crushed again!!!

I wish there was free pizza and beer for all.

Granted, but I'm ahead of you in the queue and there is only pizza left for you.

I wish the wife would cut the lawn for me.

Granted, but YOU have to bury the evidence in the lawn before that

I wish I managed to sleep last night

Granted, but you won't sleep ever again.

I wish I had more space to put my books.

Granted, but it's out in the back garden.

I wish this rain would stop.

Granted, but the ground dry's up so much it causes an earthquake and you wish you hadn't of wished for the rain to stop.

I wish I had a Boeing Super 777 for personal reasons.

Granted, but buying fuel sends you into bankruptcy and you have to sell it for a fraction of its value.

I wish we were having lobster for supper.

Granted, but it was caught near a toxic waste dump! Bon appetite!

I wish a ruler of a tropical paradise!

should not reply but cannot resist...

Granted, you are now an official tape-measure in Tahiti.

I wish Crushing Each Other's Dreams wasn't so much fun.

Granted, we substitute it for a "Crush Each Other's Heads with a Maul" game...

...you have been crushed...

I wish I had a maul

Granted, but it gives you a mauling from which you never recover.

I wish SH5 was released.

Granted, but work has never been started on it, so you get a blank box with nothing inside

I wish I wasn't mauled by my own maul

Granted, but you got mauled by someone else's maul!

I wish we do not crush each other's dreams...

Granted.. the job of crushing your dreams goes back to its proper owner.. your wife/girlfriend.

I wish I were not afraid to wish for something and see it crushed!

Granted, your now confident but still you witness your dreams being crushed.

I wish cheese was chicken like in it's taste.

Granted, but now chicken is cheese-like in it's taste, making the universe explode because of the paradox

I wish 3ds Max wasn't so annoying when using Blueprints

Granted; but the new software will be caught in never ending manual daily updates, like cheap A/V.

I wish I invented huge pretzels, covered in mustard.