Granted, now you know, but you still don't fully understand.

I wish you'd prefer mushy peas.

Granted, but only when served as part of a pie floater: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pie_floater

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I wish jimbuna liked pie floaters. I know he'd like VB.:D

Granted, but one would never be enough and he would never feel satisfied.

I wish the earth would revolve around Uranus.

Granted, with one as big as yours the gravitational pull is starting to form a black hole.

I wish I had a case of VB.

Granted, but seeing as there is no known cure, you are sent to an isolated island for the sake of the rest of mankind.

I wish I could remember what I've just forgot.

Granted, but you remember that you forgot your mother in law's birthday which means that the next two years will be hell.

I wish I had holly days right now.

Granted, But seeing so many Holly Plants you are driven insane and sent to an asylum

I wish I could open interdimentional portals at will...

Granted, but you can't close them. The more you try, the more they open. The portals keep growing untill they're the size of the universe and everything ceases to exist. Except for this thread, which will exist forever.

I wish the universe was harder to break.

Granted, it's now rock solid and you can't move at all anymore.

I wish my PC would stop overheating to death when I play for more than half an hour.

Granted, Instead of overheating it simply explodes killing you and injuring everyone else in the vicinity

I wish I had an Me-262 (With a License and some Invulnerability, Infinite Fuel and Infinite Ammo Cheats please!)

granted, but you forgot to wish for God mode so you get shot down and killed anyway.

I wish Aussies didn't polish their boots with Kiwi.

Granted, They now polish their boots with 100% Pure Hydrogen Peroxide

I wish I wished for God Mode...

Granted, you got God mode but still got p@wned but a 13 yo WoW addict with better relfexes and hit points and Omnipotent God Mode.

I wish I could find a better MP3 player than an iPod

Granted, (no pun intended) ;) but they cost far more Aussie Pesos than your bank balance can manage to afford so you do without.

I wish I could magic up some grub right now, I'm starving.

Granted

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I wish 13 year-old WoW addicts weren't allowed to man anti-aircraft batteries