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Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?
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Every man has one black patch,and some have two.
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Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
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A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
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Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.
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Money does not make any happy, but it certainly has a calming effect on the nervous system.
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When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.
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Anyone can earn money, but a wise man is required to keep them.
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“Great and pure thoughts cannot be deposited in minds accumulated with rubbish.”
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^ Liking that one...
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Make a down payment on a boat yesterday, 100K.
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“It is certainly impossible to lose respect if you lose out of some stupid discussions.”
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If I say I'll do it, I'll do it! No need to remind me every 6 months.
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He who wakes up early, yawns all day long.
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Roll on winter, sick of this poor air quality.
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