Because normal questions would be less entertaining.

Do witches run spell checkers?

The smart ones don't.

Do you own a musical instrument?

Afraid not but my exhaust has been known to play a few loud tunes in the past.

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

I would imagine quite a lot:yep:

In the film The Magnificent Seven can you name the actors who played the seven

Yul Brynner, Steve McQueen, Charles Bronson, James Coburn, Robert Vaughn, Brad Dexter, and Horst Buchholz.

What is the distance between a rock and a hard place?

A stones throw.

Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?

I imagine it had something to do with the ole washboards.


How long will it take the earth's core to completely cool down into a solid?

No long if you leave the window open.

Can you leave a window open in your neighbourhood?

No, it would set off the passive sensors on the infrared burglar alarm system.

Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?

In this place, I like to call it "launching a new submarine".

Does one harvest wheat with, or against the grain?

Despite the grain.

Is a wonder always a miracle?

No, Stevie was never a member of The Miracles.

Can one suffer homesickness while at home?

Depends how hard you have to wonder.

Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

Cannibals are known to be picky eaters.

What is green about Greenland?

The grass...if you can find any.

Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?

You can't slip the doors into your pocket.

Why can't I think of a decent question?

Perhaps you're distracted.

Heard any good Bank Tellers today?

Actually...I left the bank a little more than an hour ago and as I approached my car a Teller came up behind me and handed me my car keys that I had inadvertently left on the counter.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Well, that's like saying Lepers come from Leptons.:D

What would life be like if the "bluebird of happiness" turned green with envy?

We'd all be red-faced as we turned a whiter shade of pale.

How many women can fit inside a Procul Harum?