Granted; but since this will put so many in the health care industry out of work, all of the unemployed Ugly Nurses will now live with you.


I wish I could see at night, like a coyote or deer can.

Granted, but that means you will now be able to see just how ugly that nurse is wholying in bed with you on an evening.

I wish elephants could travel as fast as cheetahs.

Granted, but rocket-powered elephants are so rare that a preservation order is placed upon them.

I wish Jimbuna was served a pint of that typical London warm headless crap the next time he is in a pub. (OT thank god for on-the-fly spell check, as I have just got back from the pub.)

Granted, but he Likes it, buys the brewery and moves it to his home town where he makes a gazillion dollars.

I wish I could watch them build the Great Pyramid.

Granted, but the catch is you have to join with the Pharoah's workers!

I wish everyday is a perfect day!

Granted, every day is now perfect for someone other than you.

I wish I owned a brewery that made that warm headless crap that Londoners drink and made a gazillion pounds.

Granted, but the brewery is then bought out by Greene King (aka green slime) and the beer is destroyed further.

I wish I owned a submarine.

Granted, you own the one in your avatar.

I wish I used the money from my brewery to buy a brewery that brewed proper old English ale with great flavour, good head and not too much gas.

Granted, but your mate Jimbuns pays you a lengthy convivial visit and your profitd and resultant share prices plumet, and Jimbuna buys the controlling share for a pittance.

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I wish my wish was reality.

Arrgghh, Jimbuna beat me to it... Oh well.

Granted, you are now legally real.

I wish that I knew then what I know now.

Granted, but you now disturbed the time-space continuum because you used the knowledge you acquired for self-interest!

I wish I had a hard drive with unlimited capacity!

NB: my 400th post:rock:

Granted, but the drive is actually a series of film cans, and the over spawning of film to meet your wish crushes you and your entire family with microfilm, before going on to consume the entire universe. And hence, the big bang starts again, along with Ragnarok.

Granted

I wish Seth knew how to play this game

Granted, but his understanding of the rules differ from everyone elses and he never makes a wish.

I wish bath salts tasted better.

Granted, they now have a unique banana-garlic flavour. But they still smell like bath salts.

I wish I had a new digital camera.

Granted, It's a little too "digital" though

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I wish I owned the Luftwaffles factory

Granted, but the RAF bombs it in error and your investment is lost.

I wish Jimbuna would share the beer with me.

Granted. BTW the yellow, foamy stuff in Jim's cup isn't beer.

I wish I had a beef tamale right now with salsa.:yep:

Granted, but it has SALMINILA!!

I wish that my 2k would get here already!

Granted, but it's all counterfeit!

I wish we all live in a Star Trek alternate reality!