Learning a foreign language is pointless, I’m not even allowed to talk to strangers.

You know you are lazy when you get excited about cancelling your plans.

Better to be ready for the true,instead of lies.

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Reminded me of an occasion when a guy was giving me a real hard sell on some product or other and he capped off his sales pitch with "Nothing is better!!", so I said "Great! In that case I'm buying nothing!!"; he looked at me a bit perplexed and I said, "Well, you said it yourself - nothing is better..."...






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Don't forget...
 

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

Just because it's called makeup, it doesn't mean it should make up 100% of your face.

Today is your first day in your first job and if you think it sucks you could be right.

"You never listen to anything I say, do you ?"

"What ?"

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me.

A comment a day keeps you healthy wealthy and wise..

I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

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I will pay you if you can make it go away if I can remember what it is.