BREAKING: Kaka spotted at Elland Road.

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After Arsenal's £16 million bargain signing completed his full medical last night, the physio had some shocking news:

'Mr Wenger, er, I don't quite know how to say this ... I've thoroughly examined him, and I'm afraid this isn't Daniel Sturridge.'

Arsenal didn't train today. Danny Welbeck brought a league winners medal with him and the squad took turns holding it.

Michael Chopra's opted to play for India & leave his betting issues behind him

"It'll be an honour to play in Friday's 2-0 loss to China"

Just seen Roy Hodgson doing a press conference loose his cool anybody got a clue what borrocks means?

Watching the Women's World Cup reminded me of when I was first learning the controls to FIFA.

According to Jack Wilshire, he reckons in two years time our younger players will be much older.

Playing for the England football team must make you more intelligent than other people.

Roy Hodgson has told Rooney to increase his dribbling in the second half.

If the Swiss keep slipping on it, we've got half a chance.

Gareth Bale said that the Andorra pitch was the worst he's ever played in and that he was lucky not to be injured.

"It really made it difficult for me to dive," He added.

Manchester United looking good at 4-0 but they will face tougher opposition than QPR,

Such as the M.K Dons............................oh wait.

Same old same old for the TOON...thrashed 4-0 at Southampton (who sold their quality players pre-season).

The quicker Ashley sells up and Pardew goes the better.

Leeds United have been hit with a massive bill from the government.

They have a spare room that they never use.

TOON come back from behind twice against Hull, thanks to Cisse.

A great win by the mighty whites against Huddersfield in the west Yorkshire derby:D:D

City v Chelsea should be a good game....I'll get the first half in before going to work.