Granted, we are better off without you

I wish I wasn't destroyed by a bunch of electrical wires

Granted, you still woudn't, if I accidently didn't switched the power on :D

I wish fightings for copyright protection would die slowly in pain.

Granted, they do but as I'm not sure what your dream means, I'll just have to use generic crush number 65032 and leave you dying slowly in pain due to the fightings.

I wish gibberish were more fashionable as pants.

Granted, but only because yours are see-through.

I wish my habits were habitual.

Granted, but, seeing as all habits are habitual, you get nothing but another post

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granted... your binary code is thouroughly crushed

I wish raptor only knew bianary code as a language.

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I wish for the ability to make rain.

Granted. The general idea is to drink plenty of water and position yourself on a high location.

I wish that someday blimps will replace airplanes.

Granted, but the planes are all paper ones, so they don't fly for long.

I wish that suspicion was well founded.

Granted, the suspicsion about your cross-dressing is very well founded.

I wish Carry-on movies carried on less.

They do...just don't have the right type...they are called por$

I wish I could wake up my spouse for a little 'baby-making' practice...

Granted, all the plastic parts are ready, simply make sure you fit the left hand onto the left arm of the doll.

I wish the end was nigh.

Granted. You can now reach the end of your desk while staying in place.

I wish that just once in my life I could tell you how much I love all of you :ping: