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A good walk makes you feel good and a pizza has the same effect, only one is good for you.
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I could have sworn this was meant to be a 'comment' thread :hmmm:
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Pain killers can be useless and I should know. I'm in pain and these pills are not working! :mad:
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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For example....jim, vendor wants to buy you a years worth of beer and mop your floor. :) |
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
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Why is this new toy called a 'Hoverboard' when it clearly has wheels and doesn't hover?
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Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?
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There was a ban on plastic bags here in California (Los Angeles had a ban even before the state ban) and I had paper bags filed with paper bags. The odd part of the paper bag situation was I kept thinking, "I wonder how many of my school books I could have covered with those bags?"... <O> |
The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.
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Arguing with a woman is like buying a lottery ticket. You know you're not gonna win, but you're sure as hell gonna try.
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