Marriage is an institution but who wants to live in an institution?

True love is truly amazing only when it's truly true.

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

Day soon to buy a Christmas tree.:D

We have a fake one. I used to go up the road and dig one up every year until they closed the tree plantation there. Now we finally found one that looks properly real (after buying several that were not as good)

Dance like nobody is watching, because they are not, they are all checking their phones.

With everyone on their smart phones you can save lots of money walking around naked, no more cloths and no one will notice you. :03:

But if you're naked then the police come in, or sit or in the mental hospital.:yeah:

Around here!.... :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Never.... :har: :har: :har: :har:

In the UK, walking around in public bollock-naked is just regarded as a bit eccentric

The day winter turns up will be the day polar bears slap on sun cream. :03:

Show me that.:03:

Name Tags on Women Shop Assistants.
 

You go into a store these days and the shop assistants ( invariably all women ) wear name tags. You read their name off the tag and they think you're staring at their boobs.:oops:

You get an even worse reaction if you're nearsighted and have to get real close to read.:dead: