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Because as men we refuse to ask for directions.
Whose says I'm lost? :O: |
I did.
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped? |
That depends on how big they are.
Birdie song or the Music Man? |
I am the music man
What is the best Planet of the Apes film? |
Monkey Business.
Do fish get thirsty? |
Only when they are deep frozen.
Is a chicken always afraid? |
Only if they're yellow.
What is the acronym for RADAR?:har: |
I see you first.
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words? |
They don't even know the song, they're just faking it.
Can a bird (technically) flip you the bird? |
No. They don't have fingers.
If birds had fingers, could they fly? |
Quote:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dactyly#In_birds http://www.sciencemag.org/content/331/6018/753.abstract What are you looking at? |
Quote:
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
11 meters per second, or 24 miles per hour.
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? |
Neither of them is enjoying it.
How much wood would a woodpecker peck if a woodpecker would peck wood? |
Depends on how good his pecker is. :D
What's for supper? |
Left overs.
Where's the beef? |
Mine's on the BBQ at the moment.
Can you come over? |
Excuse me...I'm happily married.
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans? |
Yes :)
Rock, paper, scissors or stone? |
Rock is stone. Your argument is invalid.
If I get my parking slip validated, will I win? |
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