"In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But in practice, there is."

Yogi Berra

You can observe a lot by just watching.

Yogi Berra

“I live by one law...Murphy's.”
—Tom Smith, The Firefly Song

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

Walter Bagehot

"Just what I always wanted - a store-bought, lace-lined, double-barreled slingshot!"
—Ellie-May Clampett

"Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever."

Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

“As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.”
—Socrates, in Plato, Phaedrus, section CCXXV

"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts."

Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)

Umm...post #730, two pages ago. :sunny:

“Education doesn't make you smarter.”
—Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn

Look at my signature.

Like math? We could add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs, and multiply!

Frank

“It's a universal law – intolerance is the first sign of an inadequate education. An ill-educated person behaves with arrogant impatience, whereas truly profound education breeds humility.”
—Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn

Subsim? It runs in my veins

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

Yogi Berra