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Celebrating my daughters 20th today.
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? |
Actually the owner of the alarm goes "off" because of the alarm going "on."
If we park in a driveway, why do we drive on the parkway? |
Because we all are bad drivers.
Is parking expensive at your home town? |
Not if you use a town centre supermarket car park.
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? |
That's a trick from the government.
They want us to drink their polluted tap water. Weird isn't it? |
Kind of like it's weird that "Pure Spring Water" comes from the Municipal Supply from some random city?
Who drinks water anyway? |
We all do.
Why ask the question> |
“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.”
Why is a hamburger made of beef? |
Because Hamburg is a city in Germany and Beef isn't.
When do you like to get up? |
A nice, warm, comfy 12 Noon. :D
Do I sleep too much? |
No. You're always on the forums.
Do you of someone with Dementia? |
Yes, my mother.
Anyone else going to work today? |
No. And it's a long weekend! :D
Are we still evolving? |
Nope :D
Why is Easter on different dates each year? |
It's linked to a jewish calender, which is a lunar one, rather then the solar, regular calender.
Favourite travel destination? |
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