Granted, it's the smoking remains of your (soon to be permanent) submarine

I wish Task Force's sig wasn't dead so he wouldn't need to bloody replace it so often

Granted... but task force is busy going to yell at the imageshack Idiouts....

(it is still a X)

I wish my sigs would stop dissapearing...

Granted, they stop disappearing, but now they start breeding and they overrun the Subsim forums.

I wish to get a front row seat in what is the inevitable punch up between Gordon Brown and Jeremy Clarkson.

Granted... but sadly they end up not fighting... and start talking about cars...

I wish the wish of a 1,000 wishes.

Granted, but it costs you 55000 posts to get the 1000 wishes

I wish slavering idiots would stop it

Granted, but since 'slavering' is such a relative term, nothing noticeable happens

I wish I could kill Zazzmatazz's henchmen

Granted, but you forget the henchwomen who wreak a terrible revenge.

I wish pork scratchings would cure this itch of mine.

Granted. They cure the itch, but you get swine flu instead.

I wish I could finish my assignments on time.

Granted, on time to be late...

I wish that there were only 5 dementions instead of 10.

Granted, you are only 5 times as demented as a psychotic arachnid.

I wish for a windfall payment this month.

Granted, however it is blown away in a freak gust of wind.


I wish to be in exactly the right place at the right time to catch TarJak's money.

Granted, unfortunately the gust of wind also blows the radioactive fallout into that general direction

I wish it wasn't blasphemy

Granted, but it's still heresy.

I wish the Catholic Church fell once and for all.

Granted, St Mary's Catholic Church falls once and for all on your bonce.

I wish the strategy fitted the capability.

Granted, the Australian naval strategy is to surrender due to its lack of capability.

I wish we were better off.