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I wish I could take steed and jimbuna out for lunch.

Granted,

but they pull a joke on you and give you a sh!tburger

I wish I could build a time machine and go back to 1939

HunterICX

Granted! 1939 BC:rotfl: Should I call you Pharoh or slave?

I wish I had a Jalepeno cheeseburger right now.:lol:

Granted, but you've just murdered ''Jose el Jalapeno on a stick'' for it
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prepare yourself to feel the wrath of Achmed the dead terrorist.

I wish Nikimcbee didnt make the wish because it made me darn hungry to have a nice burger like that too!

HunterICX

Granted he didn't but that doesn't stop you getting hungry.

I with I could read Russian.

Granted, but nobody else can so your the only one who can understand what your reading.

I wish cars could run on love as a fuel source.

Granted, But if you shot a car filled with love in a movie it wouldn't explode into a million pieces like your usual car

I wish this wish would not be crushed!

Granted, Instead, it's juiced.

I wish RockyMcBee would get off the couch.

granted, but he jumps on the sofa instead.

I wish I had a lie in tomorrow.

Granted, but you won't like what you are lying in.

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I wish I could think of a better wish than this one.

Granted, but seeing as how thinking isn't your strongest point, you forget what it was.

I wish carborundum paste tasted like pate.

Granted, but you've put on twenty stone from eating pounds of the stuff a day.

I wish I could think clearer.

Granted, But now you realize all your mistakes and commit suicide

I wish E would equal to MC^8

I don't know what formula that is but I granted it. Hope it wil help you

I wish that every subsimerns that's interested in the Subsim meeting, but can't afford it, got everything paid and can attend.

Markus

Granted, but it's you who is paying for it all.

I wish I knew why chairs never had three legs.