Can't remember that far back lunchwise but I do recall walking the mile or so to school.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Salt mines.

Is the salt yours or mine?

It's the Earth's.

What would Saltines be called if you removed the salt?

I don't know, but anyone who would ask a question like that must be crackers.

Do you put crackers in your soup?

No, but I have crackers in my hood.:D

Why are they called crackers?

Probably the best name they could come up with at the time.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

They can.

But should they?

Hopefully far away from my visual range.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

No just pawns, queens are double price, and kept in the safe, Kings are rare and hoarded by collectors.

Why is woman on woman so hot to men, but dude on dude so revolting to men?

(I go for the hard hitting, tittilating questions!:D)

Because straight men want to kiss women, and seeing a woman kiss anybody is cool. Straight men (I assume you were talking about straight men [oh, and when I say "straight men" I mean heterosexual, not the foils for comedians]) don't want to kiss other men, and so don't like watching other men kiss each other.

Did that make any sense?

You did fine, sir.:)

I'll ask an easier one this time.

How many beers could Jesus drink before he passes out and we can shave his eyebrows, and draw a phallus on his face in permanent marker?

(no that has not ever happened to me.)
*Whimpers in shame*

he'd probably drink a great deal more than you considering there are no reports of this having happened to him.

Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

Only if he's going against the grain.

What does a crocodile do best?

He rocks.:rock:

Have you ever been fooled by a fool?

Hardly...I'm foolproof.

Do boxer shorts box?

No especially if Aubrey Harrison is wearing them :haha:


Do you like boxing?

It's two very fit sweaty men in shorts and no shirts beating the crap out of each other.

What's not to like?

Being on the receiving end of multiple jabs.

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

I hear they really dig it.

What road did the chicken cross?

The Cross Road.

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?