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Ms Rice:Lady do I look like I have time for a face pack?

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I will not sing until the music starts.

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Just stand still...they can only see things that moves...

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No I didn't know that Monica Lewinsky worked at this cafe...

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I'm really thrilled at being invited to this pyjama party.

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Bush: So when do I get my Magic wand?
Putin: That's it...I cut the gas it starts to affect Bush

HunterICX

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Looks like someone is going to be really pi$$ed when they find out their curtains are missing.

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I wanted a red dress, not a blue one!

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This guy in front of me obviously had a curry last night.

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And then the glue on the back of my hand set...

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.....and the next thing I realised was the fact that my fringe had disappeared.

Dammit Ling. WE AGREED ON BLUE. BLUUUUE.

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Okay guys....looks like our lift has arrived.

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Read my finger!

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Do not go to the same barber as me.....look what he did to my hair.

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This is the presidential conga line. they don't seem to be doing it right.:yep:

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Does this make me look pretty.

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Hmm, appears that people in the entertainment/news business are the exact opposite of roaches. when the lights come on, they come in numbers.

Or

Move out of the way, were trying to interview those cookies behind you.

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Reverse beer bong

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Michael Phelps has transformed into MEGA-PHELPS.