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Some people simply can't take a joke...pass me my glass of champagne.

The pprune and aarse forums are a good read at the moment because of this debacle, getting leave cancelled at such a short notice.

This I found amusing though, and indeed, quite plausible:
http://newsbiscuit.com/forum/topic.php?id=45445

And let's not even get started on the cuts to police forces:

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/resources.../?type=display

Cameron has just announced on live tv that there will be no more defence budget cuts and went on to say that contrary to popular belief regarding the scrapping of the two carriers currently on the building stocks we have just ordered the latest Swiss design as the viable alternative.

The question remains though...are we buying one or two? :hmm2:


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And lets not forget what the evil bastards are doing to our NHS

http://bp3.blogger.com/_R2oEbY7JSJI/.../ambulance.jpg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/poli...austerity.html

THANKS A BUNCH!

Bloody hell if that toff boy keeps on cutting they wont be anything left to cut :nope:

“Now, that doesn’t mean that you can’t cut people’s taxes...You can do exciting and radical and Conservative things at the same time as having difficult overall spending choices.”

I'm beginning to wonder if there'll be anyone working by 2020 to benefit from these 'Conservative things' :hmm2:

There will be lots of highly paid management working on privatised government contracts with the rest of the workforce being made up of unemployed people getting "valuable" work experience doing the jobs they used to be employed in.
Revenue will be a bit of a problem as the "productive" management wouldn't want their income hit too much and the "workers" wouldn't be getting hit by income tax as their "wage" is the dole.
This can be remedied by extending and increasing VAT and extra duty to all essentials like bread and water(come to think of it since privatisation you already get heavily taxed for water don't you).

Nick Clegg scheme will pay firm to wake jobless teens

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-18916683



Now I have just about heard it all from this joke government bloody hell fire what a ^^&^^%$%$%^.
But having said that I wonder if I could get them to give me a ring to make sure I am up for work after I have had a skin full :har:

I'll have eggs and bacon with my alarm call please Cleggy

I see George has been dipping in the money jar yet again and missing his target again! Good news for the poor he will grab it off you soon, that is to say good news for the rich who he will not touch.