Wern is one of the original rats, a rats rat....

However, I think he evolved out of the rats due to our vile nature, smells and probably won't return, but he'll always be a rat in our hearts..

:DWern lives?
Where is that ol' scallywag?:D

Yep, now the question is who does the skeleton belong to in the aft?

OOPS! I do recall we were awfully well fed when we found those well gnawed bones,,,Cherchez la femme?:huh:http://cdn.thehairpin.com/wp-content...oo-640x500.jpg

Lorelei got another one but, I don't think that's Wernher. I always held hope that his dinghy was still afloat and he was merely caught in the Pacific garbage pile without a paddle.

We're going to have to wait a few more years for DNA advances to identify that skeleton. At least the poor beggar fed the Rats for awhile.:up:

Disney mutineer...
 

Armistead the black bearded pi-rat.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/b...lse_lfalse.jpg

Bucking for a long walk off a short plank?

If Wern does come back, I'm going to need an extra-long confessional with him. Make sure the confession-cam is good to go, and there is an abundant supply of snacks for you and communion wine for me.:)

Well, he certainly needs to explain himself for his long absence without say'n nothing or requesting leave.

Just think how you guys would feel if I just vanished without a word....

Elated, overjoyed, ecstatic, spring immediately to mind :)

Ouch!!! That's gotta sting!:har:

What am I saying?
You'll probably throw a party when I go.:huh:

:salute::woot::har::arrgh!::Kaleun_Cheers:

hurtful, but you're not a rat, so I can deal with it. My rat brothers love me long time...

Well, when I go, I expect what's left of the bilge to give me a proper funeral and burial, tell a lot of jokes, have fun and bury me at sea.

If you go first, you know I'll see that you are handled correctly:D and we'll give you a first class funeral and burial...and then I'll take over the boat and get us back into first class shape for battle...