Hell, given what the Europeans think of Americans, why would they want them?

For that matter, why would a stable, non-wartorn country thats been through much worse split up in the first place? I'm beginning to think this man has drank more vodka than normal...

Killer bee's take over Mexico and they all flee to the USA for sanity reasons vowing never to go back ... the State Department agree's they can stay as long as they have proof of a Mexican residency.

Forcing millions of illegals to return to Mexico long enough to qualify.

I'm not even drinking and it's New Years Eve ... Happy New Year :p

I like how the US will be split up: not along cultural or socio-economic lines, i.e. NYC separating from the rest of NY, but along state borders. Right. "We're destroying the union, but we MUST RETAIN its internal boundaries!"

However, being on the East Coast, I'd jump at the opportunity to join the EU. I don't think they'd have us, though.

There is alot of division in this country. In many ways I just don't understand my red state counterparts. Still, that doesn't mean a civil war is coming. We shouldn't secede from the Reds. Instead, we Blues should competely annihilate them in a surprise thermonuclear strike. The fallout won't bother us; we'll just fly over it like we usually do. :D

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