"To boldly go where No One has gone Before."
-Captain. Jean-Luc Picard.

"One small step for man, one giant leap for man kind."
-Neal Armstrong

"Do or do not, there is no try."
-Yoda

"He who is richest, who is content with the least, for content is in the wealth of nature."
Socrates

"An eye of an eye only ends up making the whole world blind."
-Ghandi

"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, will make violant revolution inevitable."
-John F. Kennedy

"The world is very different now. For man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life."
-John F. Kennedy

"Where there is Love, there is life."
-Ghandi

"The only true wisdom is the knowing you know nothing."
-Socrates

"Only the dead have seen the end of war."
-Plato

No.1 "The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-George. Patton

"This was my wife's favorite quotes list!"
-Roy Mustang

A couple from Space: Above and beyond...

"Son, I don't think you're going to understand what I have to say. This is Rosayln. You damage her, you damage me, and I will make you walk all 12.6 lightyears back to Fat Anthony's Guitar Parlor in Shreveport, Louisiana to repair a single nick." -Commodore Glen Van Ross [about his guitar]

"The dim glow falling upon the dried blood of Union brothers in the Manassas eve still guides our path. Constellations, hidden by fierce Pacific storms in the Bataan sky remain obscured by rain. The stars - a billion for every life laid down in Vietnam - still shine on us and will guide those who follow." -Lt. Col. Tyrus Cassius "TC" McQueen

"Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump." _W.C.Fields

"Know your enemy and know yourself and you will have 10,000 victories."_Sun Tzu in "The Art of War

"A man born to hang ain't gonna die of drowning."_Raymond W. Scott(My father)

"They were so country, you had to rope 'em out of trees to put shoes on 'em."_Raymond W. Scott

I know this thread is about old, but oh well.

"Human life is truly a short affair. It is better to live doing the things that you like. It is foolish to live within this dream of a world seeing unpleasantness and doing only things that you do not like. But it is important never to tell this to young people as it is something that would be harmful if incorrectly understood. Personally, I like to sleep. And I intend to appropriately confine myself more and more into my living quarters and pass my life away sleeping."

I could go for that right about now.

"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out." –
Will Rogers (1879-1935)

"Insanity is doing the same thing again and again expecting a different result."
Some dude said this to me... the day before I got better.:sunny:

WARNING, CROSS YOUR LEGS GUYS..........

Actually Churchill said
He's a sheep in sheeps clothing.

Winston had several about Clement Atlee.. :
A modest man, who has much to be modest about


An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Atlee got out

another good Churchill quote :

Lady Astor to Churchill "Winston, if you were my husband I would flavour your coffee with poison"
Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I should drink it"

The only time you really live fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses in the keeping of their wits.
Theodore Roosevelt

“In the absence of orders, go find something and kill it”
Erwin Rommel

Winston and Patton are by far two of my favorite people in history. They are both so damn witty! (Patton in a different kind of way though.)

And the winner is!!! :up:

The best of George Bush

-"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
George W. Bush

-" It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. "
George W. Bush

-"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
George W. Bush

-"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
George W. Bush

-"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
George W. Bush

-"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
George W. Bush

-"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
George W. Bush

-"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for 'entrepreneur'."
George W. Bush

-"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is, 'to be prepared'."
George W. Bush

-"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."
George W. Bush

-"Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
George W. Bush

“Governments accountable to the voters focus on building roads and schools—not weapons of mass destruction.” (N.B.: The U.S. has 10,000 nuclear weapons)
George W. Bush

-"To the C students, I say you too can be president of the United States."
George W. Bush

-"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
George W. Bush

I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things."
George W. Bush

-"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
George W. Bush

-“I don’t have the foggiest idea about what I think about international, foreign policy.”
George W. Bush

You left out one Fish, but the author is unknown ...
So you can't blame it on G.W. Bush :D


All analytical people seem to have the same problem ...
They are either right or wrong ... :lol:

unknown author

Dr Pete Venkman: Back off man, I'm a scientist.

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Dr Pete Venkman: You've been chasing every schizo in the tri-state area who says he's seen a ghost, and what've you got? Nothing!

Dr Ray Stantz: You forget Peter, I was present at the unexplained mass undersea sponge migration..

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Dr Pete Venkman: This reminds me..of that time..when you tried to drill a hole through your head.

Dr Egon Spengler: That would've worked if you hadn't have stopped me.

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From the Das Boot book:

"I hear she's pregnant again"
"Christ, who's the father?!"
"Ha! You try holding your ass above a circular saw and tell me which tooth cut you first!"

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: GET TO DAH CHOPPAH!

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Arnold Schwarzenegger: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

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"You're hit man, you're bleedin'!"
Jesse Ventura : "I aint got time to bleed."