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f16falcon

02-22-08 06:25 PM

When you sit in the shower with the lights out, fully clothed and unshaven!

Platapus

02-22-08 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pharaoh49

When you're sitting on the can and hear that splash, "Wasserbomb" comes to your mind.

Iknow, I know, VERY crude! At least I didn't call it out!

I'll bet none of you will be able to use the john now without thinking of that. ;)

Sorry

You are right. I actually LoLed at this (my lab is looking at me at this moment)

Well done Sir :up:

Kptlt. Siegmann

02-22-08 07:42 PM

I was watching Das Boot earlier today on my PC and when I needed to go upstairs briefly, I tried to pause the movie with the backspace button:oops:...after a couple tries with no success I remembered, oh wait, I'm not in SH3:lol:

Chad	02-22-08 11:07 PM

I have one I'm constantly being caught for.

You don't shave until you finish the current patrol you're on.

And yes, I use time compression, 128x max though :arrgh!:

02-23-08 12:33 AM

Ahh! These times...when you dream you're a 15 yr old boy inside a u-boat and the commanding officer you see a ship, "torpedo los" and you never hear the explosion because you wake up..talking to yourself "Did I get him!?" :doh: I've done it a million times

NealT

02-23-08 06:00 AM

When your wife locks you out of the bedroom because you would rather play that 'stupid game' than follow her...

When your grandson knows the sounds of the merchants better than you do...and he is only 8.

lambda*sqrt(u*x)

02-23-08 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dowly

When I`m making coffee, there`s the meter that shows how much water you`ve put in. If I`m alone I usually "report it to Kaleun". It`s just like the water level meter in U-boot, the thing that has the other thing inside it that moves along with the water. Man, I`m not good at explaining things, am I? It`s the "tube" in the middle of the guys who operate the diving planes.

*lol* Your coffee machine has got a Papenberg indicator?

You know you're playing too much SH3 when you spend most of the time snorkeling submerged in a swimming pool (too much aircraft out there) and shouting "Wasserbomben!" at people jumping in...

Boris

02-23-08 06:35 AM

... when the sight of a ship makes your eyes light up, and all you think is... wow, I wonder what's the tonnage on her!

Sailor Steve

02-23-08 10:17 AM

When you lie to yourself about what you're doing.

"Wanna go see a movie?"
"No, I have work to do."

"Wanna go hit the bars, find some girls?"
"No, I have work to do."

"Wanna go to the game?"
"No, I have work to do."

"Have you gotten any work done today?"
"No, I have...I mean, yeah, quite a bit."

HundertzehnGustav

02-23-08 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"Have you gotten any work done today?"
"No, I have...I mean, yeah, quite a bit."

i lost my job two weeks ago... and can relate to that:D :rock:

"Did you leave your curriculum at "this n that" company today?"

errrrr.... WHAT company?:oops:

flag4

02-23-08 12:20 PM

i've been out today and bought myself a trigonometry set and graph paper for 10 pounds.

as i stood in the que waiting to pay i caught myself smiling, feeling very pleased and a little smug - but then i realised i had'nt a clue how to use anything i was about to buy.....

...it was at this point i handed over the money.

Jimbuna

02-23-08 01:53 PM

When the dog starts finding you attractive because of the stench eminating from you with not having shaved or bathed for over 3 months.

Tango589

02-24-08 08:01 AM

When my mobile gives its high-pitched metallic pinging sound to indicate I have got a new message and I spent a couple of seconds wondering what the hell has happened to my sub to make that kind of noise.

ToySoldier

02-24-08 09:09 AM

.... if you stop playing to fetch something in the kitchen and Frau und Kinder ask :
"Who is this man?"

Happened to me after a day playing one patrol ... but Frau and kids were luckely just kidding :lol:

In diesem Sinne
Gott mit Uns
Frank B. aus K.

lambda*sqrt(u*x)

12-03-09 09:17 AM

...when you're doing the tax refund math using the whiz wheel...

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