Oh now I understand why you didn't though my comment was somehow funny.

a roll of toilet paper, are made of hundred smaller pieces. These are called in Danish "ark". Unfortunately I did not know what their name was in English

The only word I can come up with is sheets

I should have used that word instead...that's my problem sometimes...change language in my head=think English when writing here on our forum.

Markus

But your toilet system may have problems when you flush paper towels

Ah, righteo. Makes sense now :yep:

I just put fish tank cleaner in my toilet bowl and wait 30 minutes before I flush :D

After doing that, you could then gargle, and finally drink it. Some advisor told me it works.

Advisor? I heard he was an expert... :03:






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holy 'sheet' mapuc
 

Well that explains why when, I 'covenant' with my arse in my 'privy chamber':doh:, I have an underlying concept of the 'ark royal'....:yep: https://www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/...2_f2_15352.jpg :O:

I spoke to my mate up the road today (on the phone of course) and told him we were about to run out. "Get yourself a little white dog" he said... "maybe put it on a stick"

"My mother-in-law has three rabbits" I said... "perhaps I could borrow them"

Then I said I wondered whether Pets At Home might soon find they'd got no rabbits left:

"We've got birds... guinea Pigs... but no rabbits... wonder why?"

That'd surely make it bark ...but I deign to ponder such cruelty.:timeout:

https://i.imgur.com/4Y2hLoJ.jpg (You use much less than regular tissue)

This is an old Eddy Murphy joke:

One fine day, a bear was walking through the woods when he met a rabbit.
"Hey rabbit, I was wondering if I could ask to you a question?"
"No problem" says the rabbit. "Shoot".

"Well, do you have problems with #### sticking to your fur?"

"No. I've never had a problem with that."

So the bear wiped his ### with the rabbit.

About 2 weeks ago I was halve way through my last role. I kept forgetting to get a new pack of roles for a few days at the time the TP-hording started getting in the news. Perhaps luckily because I live in a part of the Netherlands where Corona still isn't at large, the racks were still reasonably full. I was just in time (before our Prime Minister declared restrictions for large gatherings) because it was empty a few days later. Now I hope stocks will replenish when the 'end is neigh'.

NSFW - language



https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...ature=emb_logo

RICHARD III
"My kingdom for a horse I mean toilet paper lots of toilet paper"