This didn't happen to me...
 

But I witnessed the event.
I'm at work, on my way out of town and stopped at a gas station to fill up.
While the attendant was pumping the gas, we both watched as a woman parked her car on the street in front of the station. She came around to the passenger side to retrieve her toddler from the car seat. She was a fine looking lady with legs right up to her neck. When she hiked the little fellow up onto her hip his little tennis shoe caught the hem of her already too short skirt, pulling it up past her gorgeous bottom covered in panty hose only and she proceeded up the street while the attendant and I just stared in appreciative disbelief. We weren't the only ones staring as a motorist drove past and caught a look too. He failed to notice the police car stopped at the light on the corner and slammed it without ever touching the brakes.
I would have stayed to listen to his attempt to explain himself to the good officer but, I had work to do. As soon as I stopped ROTGLMAO.
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