Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2136825)

Overall my wife is very attractive for her age.

Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 2137061)

I do not profess a complete knowledge of the English Language, but I am pretty confident that there is simply no way one can compliment a woman if the phrase "for her age" is included. :D

Originally Posted by Wolferz (Post 2136978)

No Marty, I'm not jealous. Why should I be? It's your adventure and three is a crowd. Or an orgy. Glad you're rediscovering your youth and spicing up the stale and restless.:up: Try not to injure yourself with that tantric stuff. You ain't as young as you used to was.:03::D
Call Cyrano if you are ever at a loss for words.

Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2137010)

You could try treating her the same way you did 18 years ago when you were trying to get into her pants.:D

Originally Posted by Platapus (Post 2137061)

I do not profess a complete knowledge of the English Language, but I am pretty confident that there is simply no way one can compliment a woman if the phrase "for her age" is included. :D

Originally Posted by GoldenRivet (Post 2137083)

1. Flowers delivered to work always is a sure thing, it cannot be any special occasion, and it must be a day of the week that isnt otherwise important. like a Tuesday... who gives a damn about tuesday? These are called "just because flowers". Women love when their co-workers come up to them gushing over how sweet their man is and how jealous they are that they didn't get any. Don't over do it... no "just because flowers" more than once or twice every few months.

2. Clean the house like a man possessed while she is at work. take a day off if you must. no dishes, counter space glistens like new fallen snow, the carpet is vacuumed and as fresh as the day it was installed. Dont "man clean" the place either by putting stuff under other stuff... woman clean it good and proper like. This is the female equivalent of a good sloppy.... well, you know.

3. Going out of town for a day or two? Write a brief note for her about how much you love her, have enjoyed her company over the years, and you cant wait to see her again. 2-3 lines, it doesn't have to be shakespear, it just has to come from you. "I love you, you are a wonderful woman and I appreciate the type of wife you have been for me over the years, and i cannot wait to see you again." throw in a couple of X's and Os just for the pure hell of it.

4. find out what her favorite movie is. you should know this already. put it on netflix, or rent it, buy it, hire actors, whatever... order something delivered, dim the lights and enjoy your time together.

5. Women hate sex. They pretend to like it to inflate your ego once in a while. dont buy floozie underwear, sex toys, sexy games, strip games, etc. Women actually love sex, but they love it on their terms. if you buy her this load of garbage she will be put off and view it as you trying to get booty. (kinda like buying her a 250 piece Kobalt tool set for Christmas)



^ that

she is the sexiest woman you have ever had the pleasure of knowing (in my case of course this is completely true, unfortunately a lot of guys have to kinda half fake that LOL)

Originally Posted by swamprat69er (Post 2137010)

You could try treating her the same way you did 18 years ago when you were trying to get into her pants.:D

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2137094)

5.

Ha, one our fav things to do is go to the toy shop together....We're both rediscovering life to a degree, daughter moved out finally, son is now driving and hanging out with friends, she went back to work....Seems life the last 15 year was a blur of hectic activity, with a few special moments just for us...

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 2137097)

Put dollars in her garter belt?:hmmm: I still do that with my wife. :D

Originally Posted by Armistead (Post 2137077)

Oh, we still make the same sounds in the bedroom as we did when we were young, just now it's from pain, not pleasure......oow, ahhhh, errrrrr, ohhhhh...

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 2137097)

Put dollars in her garter belt?:hmmm: I still do that with my wife. :D

Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2137179)

She must get really mad when she goes shopping and realises they're forged notes :)

Originally Posted by TarJak (Post 2137194)

Monopoly money won't get you very far.

Originally Posted by Jimbuna (Post 2137179)

She must get really mad when she goes shopping and realises they're forged notes :)

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk (Post 2137210)

She runs the credit card instead. :shifty: