12:08 and it's spelled Wolfe..

Why is my wife mad this morning?

She did not get breakfast in bed :O:

What color is the one on a night stick?

same color as your hair.

How's that bump on the noggin?

It is a growing concern.


If a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood would the woodchuck chuck?

None because a beaver would take all the wood from the woodchuck before he could chuck.

If you had to live life as any wild animal what animal would you choose?(no domesticated animals)

A Great White Shark


How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb ?

All of them.

Does the rain in Spain, fall mainly on the plain?

For that answer you must pay a fee to my lawyer.

What happens in this game when we have a double answer/double question?

Yes, according to my fair lady.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Depends on the moron and morality.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Not sure, hatch me another one.

What disease did cured ham actually have?

Triginosis.



Why did the skeleton cross the road?

He had a bone to pick with somebody.

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Because when an asteroid passes by everyone has a shocked look on their face while in the case of a hemorrhoid only you have a shocked look on your face when you sit.

Why do they say reckless when the behavior is likely to cause a bad outcome?

Because favorable does not sound right:

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety-one?