I take it then you've never dropped acid...

I got it the first time. And the second. and the third.

Of course the naked chicks helped. But I got the message, man. I really really did! :D

*wipes tear from eye*

You, sir, are a scholar and a gentleman.

:yep:

"Bob Johnson...oh, wait." :rock:

ha-rumph
http://www.mst3k.com/

A british independant movie called "Hidiouse Kinky" (a romance :x)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136244/
I belive its based on a book, anyway I saw it on a date with a Polish girl back in 1999, I can honestly say it was the dullest movie ever made, literally nothing happens :yawn:
So boring we almost walked out.

Dont get me wrong, being the compromising boyfriend that I am- Ive sat though a fair amount of moden U.S & British Romantic comedies, I can just about tolerate them, but the formula is always the same, an hour of will they/wont they tension, then at the end it all goes to crap, then they miraculously get together at the end (usally on some public platform so a crowd can give them an applause, puke, puke....)
Im happy that Miss JU_88 is in to psycho thrillers, and 'who dun it' crime dramas, much more up my ally :) She'll even sit though the odd war movie so long as it has a decent narrative. :woot:

When I was 17 on a late Friday night and I may or may not have been toking, my friends managed to convince me to watch X-Men: The Last Stand with them (the only conditions in which I can be convinced to watch a movie involving superheroes).

Even sto... ahem... tired out of my mind, I was able to determine that was probably the flat-out worst combination of poor writing, poor directing, and poor acting I have had the displeasure of witnessing in my 23 years.

I like to think I have discerning tastes in films, which is why I have to be dragged by friends to watch a movie I even have an inkling is going to be bad. Sure, I could have watched something that was monumentally bad like this "The Room" I keep hearing about, but I should thank my lucky stars that the ones close to me aren't that cruel enough to subject me to that :salute:

Heres a few more crap movies that spring to mind
Grease 1 and 2
High School musical 1, 2 and 3
Heavens Gate
Catwoman
And last of all (thinks this might have been posted)
U-571

The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057181/

Grease was the first 8-track I ever bought with my own money!!

And Michelle Pfeiffer stradling the stepladder in Grease 2? Worth the price of admission right there! Man she was hot!

http://www.show-and-stay.co.uk/magaz...05/grease2.jpg

:Kaleun_Los:

:har:

At first I didn't believe you, but then I looked at the link. :rotfl2:

Too bad, because there have been some very good ones, including the first two X-Men flicks. The Iron Man movies are probably the best of the best. Too bad you had to start with one of the worst.

Dose sniffing toilet duck count? :haha:

Das Boot....















....Dubbed.

Actually, I liked this movie...best comedy I ever saw, yet the producers expect us to take it so seriously. :woot::D:haha:

Seriously, this movie was pretty rough. When I sit down and watch it, I point to little things and start going, "That is crap"...."That didn't happen."..."Yeah, right." and "Isn't the HMS Bulldog supposed to be here somewhere?"

Flat, cardboard characters and a plot that reveals itself in the first fifteen minutes, "U-571" is a torpedo on a circle run.

And what makes it very embarrassing I actually paid for the DVD :wah::wah: