Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1538189)

I work as a night time security guard/admin in a university natural sciences building. There are no blind approaches and when I am not wasting time on forums I am reading a book while keeping an eye on the cameras every line or two. In the last six months haven't had to do much anything to actually secure the place other than suggest upgrades to the electronic surveilance systems, but cant go into details abotu that for obvious reasons.
Other than the sometimes dreadfully long hours this is the easyest job in the world, provided you can pay attention.

Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1538199)

I shaved my pubes and made a wig out of them.

Originally Posted by antikristuseke (Post 1538161)

Great, now you have burned the image of Dowly diping his cookies into his own manmilk in my head.

Edit: Someone, please lift the tone of tis discussion, i seem to be plunging it into the depths of hell.