Krashkart to truly repent your transgression and receive forgiveness for insulting a female crew member there is an ancient SubSim custom that must be followed...

... you must write a note of regret using submarine hull numbers for adjectives, nouns or verbs. The recipient must then correlate the hull number to the name of the sub to determine the adjective, noun or verb used.

That sounds like too much work. For me, I mean.

Or you could simply send a suitcas or big carrier bag of large denomination used notes.

Addy:
The Jimbuna Benevolant Fund
Jimbuna Land
United Kingdom of Jimbuna
GWX 300

Or simply buy everyone at subsim a beer... then hand deliver them. Your round Krashkart.:D

I veto these suggestions on the grounds that they don't revolve enough around me. :O:

Well how big are you?

How many notes will it take to wrap around your waste?

I hear tell it's called the equator :haha:

That's because attempting to cross it sometimes results in a quaint ceremony whereby my knee is abruptly initiated into your subtropical regions. :O:

That's quite uncanny.....have we met before? :hmmm:

I remember the meeting well, it was about 3 1/2 year ago outside a Newcastle nightclub.

Nah they only got 12 months and were probably let out after 8 provided they demonstrated good behaviour.

Mind you I still go cross eyed at the thought :doh:

Taught me a lesson that bugga did....always wore a protection box after that :DL

Even passed it on as 'brand new' a year or so later :rotfl2:

You know what my grandpappy would have to say about all this? "Feed the little a$$hole to the bears. That'll teach him!" :DL

http://www.nipper.se/blog/wp-content...cnic-table.jpg

"I'll have the Cream of Krashkart soup to start, and then the Grilled Filet of Krashkart. And baked Krashkart with that, not fried. No, no butter or sour cream, I'm on a diet. But could I have an order of steamed Krashkart on the side, please? And a Snapple."

http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/da...-bear_8179.jpg

I'm harmless really...let's play with this log.

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that...

^^ Above three posts... :rotfl2:

Stop laughing and get back in the oven. :stare:

Yes ma'am. :cry:

*slink slink slink*